Umali.

cargifs:

GTRs hunting for Supras and Corvettes.

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kaaprice:

Woman crush

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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Bowling with klan nip @binniebaby @youngkim_ @xnoel08x @mikeyymike_ 🎳 #KlanNip #Bowling #TheHomies #MandingoParty #Reunited #AndItFeelsSoGood #TeamPantyDroppas #FBGM #Hashtag

That young swollen ankle though #RolledAnklesFTW #BasketballProblems #BasketballNeverStops #TilYouRollYourAnkle #TeamHandicapped #TeamCrippled #StayLimping #”WalkItOff”

And we’re the three best friends that anybody could have. We’re the three best friends that anyone could have. We’re the three best friends that anyone could have. And we’ll never ever ever ever ever leave eachother. We’re the best three friends that anyone could have. I mean the three best friends that anyone could have. Cuz we’re the three best friends that anybody could have @vincentcaparas and @ginoisbomb are my best friends my brothers my blood brothers we family we don’t talk much and we aren’t as close and we don’t hang out as much but when we do it’s one of the stupidest funnest hilarious times we have we’ve been homies since freshman year and we’ll probably be homies for forever these are the homies and they can never be replaced love y’all man #Homies #Brothers #BloodBrothers #Hangover #ThreeBestFriends #OneBigPicture #FullOfBadBitches #ThrowbackPictures #GrownUp